If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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