I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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