:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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