Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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