like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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