we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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