I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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