question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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