it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
