I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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