Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
wow bdsm is so cute
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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