so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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