Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Even my vagina gasped.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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