I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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