He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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