susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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