check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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