Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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