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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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