i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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