My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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