i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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