ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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