Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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