Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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