Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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