I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
handjob tips. give me some.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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