LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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