I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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