nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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