I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The Olympian is in my bed
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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