haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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