So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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