I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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