i was born a porn star she said
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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