He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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