i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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