Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
no you cant smoke seaweed
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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