Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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