so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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