I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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