i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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