Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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