So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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