I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
