i just google imaged poop.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
