I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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