i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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