you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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