I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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