Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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