So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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