I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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