you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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