remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
that's an acceptable place to lick
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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