dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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