I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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